"I probably took more drugs than anybody could survive. I was banging 7 gram rocks. Because that’s how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear: Go."
Sheen’s a meme, cause he wins that way.
Besides the New Yorker parody here, The Guardian has a Charlie Sheen v Muammar Gaddafi: Who’s Line is it Anyway quiz. Sample phrase: “I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists.”
New York Magazine is in the game. It also upped the ante by including Glenn Beck. Color it crazy roulette. Sample quote: “You want to call me crazy? Go to hell. Call me crazy all you want!”
We don’t think we have to.
By Michael Cervieri