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People, can we all agree not to distort the numbers or take them out of context?
Image: Doonesbury, via Slate. Select to embiggen.

People, can we all agree not to distort the numbers or take them out of context?

Image: Doonesbury, via Slate. Select to embiggen.

Song of Mitt’s Self

With the Republican and Democratic conventions just around the corner I’m sure we’ll start seeing more and more political parody and mashups. Here, Hugh Atkin has Mitt Romney in an existential conversation with himself about his contradictory positions across a number of issues.

Atkin explains it to Slate’s Dave Weigel:

My original concept was to do “Mitt Romney by Terrence Malick” and have a tormented and elliptical monologue from Romney as he walked through the corn fields of Iowa. That ultimately proved to be a bit too sombre and esoteric to have much appeal and I decided that Walt Whitman’s “Song of Myself” provided a better frame to explore the same basic idea.

Whitman’s poem seemed particularly apt:

Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes.

I tried to have Governor Romney quote those words, but that proved not to be feasible. Nevertheless, I liked the idea of Romney ultimately celebrating his contradictions; that by taking divergent positions and speaking in different voices, Romney represented all of America.

Atkin says his source material comes from “C-SPAN and Fox News online video archives, both of which allow you to search time-indexed transcripts.”

producermatthew:

So this just happened on CNN.

FJP: Will Ferrell & Zack Galifianakis respond. Oh my.

producermatthew:

So this just happened on CNN.

FJP: Will Ferrell & Zack Galifianakis respond. Oh my.

(Source: matthewkeys)

Shepard Smith Teaches Us How to Read the News

Regarding Mitt Romney’s statement on the departure of Newt Gingrich from the campaign: “Politics is weird… and creepy.”

Brilliant.

H/T: Anthony DeRosa

thenewrepublic:

Was Mitt Romney’s hand in organizing the Salt Lake Winter Olympics really the great jewel in his crown he’d like us all to think it was?
“So, while Romney’s Olympic stewardship was certainly effective, it was hardly remarkable—except for three things. One was that the sloc produced six different types of Olympic pins featuring Romney (“HEY MITT … WE LOVE YOU!,” “MITT HAPPENS,” etc.). Second was that Romney dressed down a teenager directing traffic to an event with such fury that the Utah state police got involved. Third was that the federal government ended up subsidizing the Salt Lake City Olympics by a record $342 million. From this I derive three lessons: 1) Romney’s ego is ready to occupy the Oval Office; 2) Romney has a slightly scary temper; and 3) Romney isn’t quite the budget hawk he’d have you believe.”
-Timothy Noah, “No Medal For You”
Photo courtesy of the New York Times

FJP: Amazing what we learn when reporters dig just a little.

thenewrepublic:

Was Mitt Romney’s hand in organizing the Salt Lake Winter Olympics really the great jewel in his crown he’d like us all to think it was?

“So, while Romney’s Olympic stewardship was certainly effective, it was hardly remarkable—except for three things. One was that the sloc produced six different types of Olympic pins featuring Romney (“HEY MITT … WE LOVE YOU!,” “MITT HAPPENS,” etc.). Second was that Romney dressed down a teenager directing traffic to an event with such fury that the Utah state police got involved. Third was that the federal government ended up subsidizing the Salt Lake City Olympics by a record $342 million. From this I derive three lessons: 1) Romney’s ego is ready to occupy the Oval Office; 2) Romney has a slightly scary temper; and 3) Romney isn’t quite the budget hawk he’d have you believe.”

-Timothy Noah, “No Medal For You

Photo courtesy of the New York Times

FJP: Amazing what we learn when reporters dig just a little.